THE LATEST CONSPIRACY!!!!

• Did Armstrong actually land on the moon??
• Is the US fed actually controlling the money supply of the world??
• Is Subhash Chandra Bose still alive (though I hardly think he would survive till now!)
• Is 2012 the end of the world?? (That story never gets old now does it? First it was 2000 then 2010 then 2012…judging by experience I think we are pretty safe you guys. Its AOK to live life normally.)
I have no clue if these are true, or even false; I’m not taking any responsibility if tomorrow morning you get up, get dressed, skip breakfast, kiss your spouse (or not- because you had to sleep out on the couch or porch depending on the intensity of your disparity) and step out of your house and the earth suddenly cracks open and you fall into a deep crevasse of hot molten lava. May be it was your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/HUSBANDS or the breakfast. So Don’t forget to keep her/him/it (I’m not excluding the pets at home-they have feelings you know) happy and buy all the things she/he/it wants. Never know when the curse just might work!
So what do I know that’s new? Keep this to yourself….
I know someone who OWNS THIS GODDAMN WORLD!

Just hear me out; before you think im a nutjob!

So Mr 5’7” fair, coloured eyes is just another ordinary guy. He leads a normal life (YEAH RIGHT!). He’s friendly with everyone or may be a little too friendly. Usually holds onto the hand of the person who offers him a handshake, a bit too long. Kiss ass, to everyone on this planet. Has tricks up his sleeves all the time. Seems to get affected by everyone he comes across in some way or another. Knows his politics well and I can just go on. These seem normal don’t they? Well you may just say hey I think shes describing the guy sitting next to me in class.

But that’s the beauty of it, he knows how to blend in. What my dear friend doesn’t know here is that I’m onto him. He has no F@#$%^G idea that I know his secret. He is very cautious, very very cautious infact he has prsonalised bodygaurds or may I say the FED agents around him all the time. Dressed as civilions ofcourse. He knows about every theory created on this earth. But doesn’t know the symbols ‘>’ apart from ‘<’. Poor guy too much on his mind; just cant figure it out. He only loves himself, well that’s a BIG SURPRISE. What’s strange is that he’s never seen with the same group of friends everyday and the thing even stranger is that I have never seen those people ever again. He always is dressed up as 007 or atleast thinks he is. And he always has an opinion for everything.

He’s had every single experience in the world yet he’s only 25. He seems t know the dirt on every famous person or company. Huge cash reserves (though I think he still owes me a treat for his B-DAY). Get this he gets straight A’s for his participation in class in all the subjects but he gets like an average B and C in the writen, clever fellow knows how to balace his grades to not make eit look suspicious.

Let me tell you one thing this was not an easy chore. I’ve had to work hard to 8 months now to get all the scoop. It all begane when I couldn’t figure out why he spoke to every single teacher outside class for 10 min after every single class everyday. Some may call it ASS KISSING. I was in this dilusion too, but thanks to many months of investigation I have finally uncovered his true identity.
Mr. G!
That’s who he is. And all the talking outside class was actually coded language through which he comunicated his feedback to the teachers. The college was set up and funded by him and he sits in class for BETA testing. He has had people in love or worshping him all the time. He is god to some and an asshole to many others, love him or hate him you just cant ignore him. He’s there in every single one of our lives, the guy who thinks he knows it all and the one who thinks he rules the world ( I’m talking about the same guy here).

If he aint the owner of the world, then who else could he be?

So if you see him anywhere around you it’s better to stay away. That’s my sincere advice. I goto go for now! I think he’s tracked me down……. Well just before I leave and catch my midnight plane (to XXX XXXX I cant tell you who I am or where I’m going it’s too risky. He may find out.) I will tell you this……..that in life when you find him…..just…

DISCLAIMER: This article had to be discontinued due to some serious problems, May Her Soul Rest In Peace