"Tense" Relationship

PAST- The Inspiration

IF you were somewhat a regular SEX AND THE CITY fan like me I advice you not to read this blog any further; coz you'd just sneer at this and make comments like 'oh she's such a copy cat'.

Well for those who don't understand the above sentence please move forward and read it; and I'm going to tell you this in advance this piece of writing is not fully mine it's completely inspired by Carrie.

AFTER MODIFICATIONS: (ty for the comments- really appreciate it) The PAST at this point of time is actually still PRESENT in my life, I just cant help it but i want to make him PAST forever. It may have been a wonderful PAST but my FUTURE you see actually i dream a lot bout the FUTURE but my PRESENT doesn't want me to be his FUTURE..Fingers Crossed!!

PRESENT-The Problem
So I'm here sitting on the porch sipping a cup of coffee from an exceptionally large mug, ( I'm not exaggerating but it can hold up to 3 cups of coffee; though I'm not a coffee-holic, its comforting during those chilly monsoon afternoons. Like I say there's no comfort like CUP comfort!)
moving on; so I'm on the couch ( the big leather one, on which I like to park myself and snuggle under one cozy blanket) but wait the most exciting part (which by now you must've guessed I like to save for the last) of this entire detailed description is 'me watching the rain and thinking- about the PRESENT!'

Not the one my mom gifted me on my birth-day!

I beg of you to please go on reading; coz I have this feeling that you were expecting something that would blow the top of your heads; bear with me!

I'm in a relation-ship at present, which has long sailed from the port of WE-ARE-JUST-FRIENDS into the dark wild seas of inscrutability and enchantment. Every day is an uncertainty. On this ship I have one phone which acts like any cellular you would possess. I make some calls and I receive some.

I really like the guy I’m with now but, I’m not sure if he feels the same too; coz he doesn’t talk about making US, FUTURE-PERFECT. Lately I’ve received more calls from my PAST than from my FUTURE.

My PAST was quite content with the way things were! He was PAST-PERFECT, and it remained stagnating! He didn’t want to go beyond the PRESENT. But he’s still PRESENT in my PRESENT as my PAST. At this point of time I had my past present in my PRESENT and my PRESNT, PRESENT in my PrEsEnT too. (Now you understand why I needed the coffee! If this is ‘too much’, go get yourself a cup.)

At this juxtaposition in my life I’m only TENSED and CONFUSED!

FUTURE- The Solution

All I did was take my PAST out of my PRESENT thus wiping any chance of him in the FUTURE and as of now I’m waiting for my PRESENT to take me into the FUTURE coz I’m ready to get onto the vessel of (serious) relation-ship from the port of DATING.

Couch Potato!

Isn't it funny that one of the most versatile little legumes have been in our lives forever; but we have completely taken them for granted?
I want to bring to your notice today about these amazing creatures if i may call them so. One of God's greatest gift to mankind after.........after.........hmmmm.....i don't exactly know what; (give me a break here i "just" started taking them seriously) but i sure dig them.
You see POTATO is not merely a word; its a culinary celebration; its a metaphor; a toy; a punishment; a joy. It is present with each of us. We love it; we hate it; but hell we can't live without it.
I write this blog munching down a box of Pringles. Co-incidentally the flavor is-loaded baked potato. Even these guys have started taking them seriously. Could there be more potato!
My favorite pass time is to lie on the couch laze around watch a movie and gobble down a bag of chips. In short become a COUCH POTATO. Another diversified use of them. score! POTATOES-2; other veggies-nil.
Could u imagine eating some carrot chips and dip? Banana may be!
Potatoes are also the most wonderful source of punishment! "Get peeling." i think is the most favorite punishment that has been carefully handed down from generation to generation. After a lot of intensive research the reasons for this are:

• They are hard to peel; thus the punishment aspect is brought.
• They are not as painful as onions to be peeled; thus the human rights activists don't have much of a problem.

You may think I'm running out of ideas to put into this silly little blog. Hold that thought!
they are last but not the least one of the most enticing pass times for the little devils(children).
Yup! remember Mr. Potato Head?
So you see though you may not have realized the full potential of this little 'taken-for-granted' darling i have, and so from this day forward i beg you to look upon this wonderful being as your own.
Which holiday would be complete without the potato?
You can replace the turkey with the chicken, or the butter nut squash with the pumpkin but there can be no other veggie that you can mash, bake, fry, stuff, boil, grill or even dry and every time no matter what the treatment would be it would still taste absolutely wonderful!
God bless them!